"Howard called and he's not pleased about what you did to his freshly painted boathouse and muskoka chairs".
"But he said he wanted Bear Paint."
"No...he said Behr Paint!"
Last year we were visiting a friend when he got a call from "Howard". He told us to keep our eyes open for this bear and let him know if there was anything different about her. Her new look was quite a surprise when she showed up a few hours later. Bad bear. It's amazing how long it took before all the paint was gone. Didn't take many photos of her for the rest of the month!